|Official Cookie Jar|
The Official Cookie Jar was first used when Prime Minister William Gladstone said "I feel a bit peckish" during Prime Ministers Questions in 1870. So fond was he of the Official Cookie Jar that in fact many people believe that the only reason he became Prime Minister a further three separate times was so that he could again be in charge of the Official Cookie Jar.
When, this morning, a cookie was found to be missing a full investigation was launched.
At first the investigation was fruitless, as there were no fingerprints on the jar and the CCTV was down due to a technical malfunction.
It was then decided that all ministerial offices should be searched for traces of crumbs.
It is unknown who shot the footage, and as it was done secretly, from a phone, it could be anyone.
When cornered by the press Henry Jackman said "I have done nothing wrong, I don't know where the cookie is and anyway it isn't even me in the video, that man was wearing a tie, and I am clearly not wearing a tie".
The location of the cookie is still unknown.