tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2794433884090877892024-02-19T02:43:40.422+00:00Strongs Eye ViewLouis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-19704598479627666192016-01-23T20:29:00.000+00:002016-01-23T21:08:33.998+00:00Oink<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>This is a poem I wrote based on a news story from last year. I have set the poem in a fictionalized medieval time. It may not be appropriate for children.</i></span><br />
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I'm a noble who does as he chooses<br />
with eclectic tastes which sometimes he fuses<br />
So I ask you what would be the harm<br />
in mixing slap and tickle with stock from a farm?<br />
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So long ago, before my piety<br />
when trying to enroll in a secret society<br />
they said "Mr noble, you can talk the talk<br />
but the real question is can you pork the pork?"<br />
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So I pulled down my breeches and pulled out my feeler<br />
and stuck it straight into the mouth of the squealer<br />
the memory so fond starts to awaken<br />
at the smell of hog roast or sausage or bacon<br />
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So every third Sunday I sneak to the sty<br />
for a little enjoyment with my favourite guy<br />
he makes me wheeze and grunt and roar<br />
then I say "Hey Babe, you're no boar"<br />
<br />Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-29715880106521739672015-08-13T20:36:00.000+01:002015-08-13T20:36:07.569+01:00The Number<span style="font-family: inherit;">"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"</span><br />
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Ok, that wasn't too bad.<br />
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It all started about four years ago, at the bowling alley, in lane number... you can guess.<br />
I was holding a very heavy ball with a big 1 and a big 3 on the side. eugh.<br />
I got distracted by the victory celebrations of lane twelve's winner.<br />
The bowling ball slipped out of my hands and dropped on my foot.<br />
An ambulance was called for.<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"<br />
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Three, good so far.<br />
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After the 'twelve plus one' weeks it took until I could walk unaided, I started spotting it everywhere, as a sign that bad things were about to happen.<br />
I was counting the spots on a ladybirds back, she had <i>that number</i>, she then flew into my mouth and down my throat. The **th computer in the library would always crash. I even got that number's ticket in the Christmas raffle, I asked if I could swap but they wouldn't let me. I didn't win.<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"<br />
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Six down, seven to go.<br />
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It wasn't long before I learned that there was a name for my fear, the name meant I wasn't just being silly, it meant it was real. From then on I was alert for any, wherever they might be. I'd stop eating chips when there were fourteen left so that there would never be wrong amount on the plate.<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"<br />
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Sometimes it wouldn't work, there was a trip to France and coach was number blahblahblah. I wouldn't get on it so they left me behind. I was promised that nothing would go wrong with the coach and nothing did. Maybe the thing that went wrong was that I wasn't on it.<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"<br />
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This has gradually ruined my life. There is now one day a month where I don't go out if I can help it. There have been films I've not watched because of the screen they were in, streets I can't travel on the bus to, parties I have missed because of the door number, and friends who won't speak to me because of the parties I didn't turn up to.<br />
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"<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">triskaidekaphobia</span>"<br />
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This is starting to feel bad, only one to go.<br />
Having been born on that day in May has sucked the joy from my past few birthdays. I want to ignore it this year again but I know that this year it wont go away. Whenever anyone asks what my age is I can't really respond by saying "I'm twelve and twelve months". I am going to have to spend the next year writing it down, so I need to get over this.<br />
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I knew it was coming, so I made a plan. If I could say the name of the fear that many times then maybe it wouldn't seem so bad. I don't think it will go away completely but this is a first step. A big step.<br />
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The first twelve aren't the problem, this last one has frozen me.<br />
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Come on, you can do this!<br />
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"TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA!"<br />
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"Happy Birthday Sally!"<br />
"Congratulations!"<br />
"I'm really proud of you Sal, now who's ready to go bowling?"<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; line-height: 19.8400001525879px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i><u>[This story was originally written for <a href="http://breakupfear.com/">breakupfear.com</a>]</u></i></span></span>Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-35805163095303525982014-09-23T20:24:00.000+01:002014-09-23T20:29:19.409+01:00A Short History Of Sibling Rivalry<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Let's have a quick look back at the history of sibling rivalry by reviewing some of the most tempestuous sibling arguments.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Romulus and Remus were the mythical brothers who founded Rome. They were twins, so if it helps picture Danny DeVito as Romulus and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Remus. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The pair were discussing how they should arrange the aqueduct, roads, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, baths, order and peace. The topic then came up of what to call the city, Remus wanted it to be called "Wolfland" for their adoptive lupine mother, but Romulus being more narcissistic declared it should be called "Romulus' Outdoor Market and Entertainatorium!", later abbreviated to "Rome". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As they couldn't agree what to call it they played rock, paper, scissors. Remus' rock crushed Romulus' scissors but then Romulus got into a mood complaining that game didn't count because paper wouldn't be invented for another 8</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">0 years. In a fit of rage Romulus picked up his shovel screaming about how it can break rocks and hit Remus in the head knocking him into an early grave. And the city of Romulus' Outdoor Market and Entertainatorium! was born. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On the 17th of December 1903, the Wright's made their first powered flight. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As it was so close to Christmas the pair decided to exchange gifts first. The conversation went as follows.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wilbur: Hey Orvy before we start I'd like to give you this. Merry Christmas</span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Orville: Thanks Wil, Oh wow a sculpture of the two of us, with wings! I love it, I love it so much</span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">W: I've, er, been working on it at night for three months. So, um, what did you get me? </span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O: Well I thought us working on the plane was a big gift to each other, so... </span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">W: We, we never said that. Orville you pulled this last year as well! You owe two Christmas presents now</span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O: We've been really busy, how could I have had enough time to... You're right, I've been being selfish</span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O: Well it's not Christmas yet. I've still got time</span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O: And I'll tell you what, you can have the first go in the plane. </span> </span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Despite Orville's attempts Wilbur was still a bit upset and the whole day felt awkward.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The only evidence of the tension between Branwell and his sisters was from this painting he did of all of them in 1834. Because of rift between him and his sisters he later felt the need to paint himself out of it but here Branwells image has been restored. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Napoleon had a sister named Pauline, who was something of a tearaway. In 1806 Napoleon made her duchess and princess of the town Guastalla. While she enjoyed being a princess she didn't like the responsibility of being a duchess so she sold the duchy for 6000000 francs. (That was worth the equivilent of loads more in modern money. I'd have probably done the same thing.) </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When Napoleon got exiled Pauline sold everything she had to go look after him, so I guess they worked things out in the end.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Speaking of Napoleon...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Auguste and Louis were pioneers of cinema in the 1890s. Their sixth movie <i>Les Forgerons </i>originally had the title <i>Crapoleon </i>(which was an incredible offensive french swear word at the time though it has since disappeared from common use</span><i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">)</span><i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Crapoleon </i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">featured two blacksmiths hammering an anvil then getting drunk, satirizing Napoleons leadership and public profile. The brothers clashed over whether to use the swear word in the films title, a clash which ended in a brawl. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In the end censorship won and <i>Crapoleon </i>was renamed to avoid controversy and the films satirical plot was lost. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The 47 second film can be viewed here</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I suppose the point of all this is don't fight with your sibling. It's rarely worth it. </span></div>
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Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-60059540095682140722014-06-11T13:16:00.000+01:002014-06-11T13:16:34.329+01:00Judy The DonkeyI don't know how many donkeys are given graves. I guess if a donkey is given a grave it must be a pretty special donkey. I'd like to tell the story of one of Liverpool's forgotten heroes, Judy The Donkey (1905-1926).<br />
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This grave lies in Princes Park where Judy The Donkey (or JTD for short) famously gave children rides around the lake for no charge. On Judy's days off she could often be seen swimming in the Mersey or relaxing in Ye Hole In The Wall on Hackins Hey.<br />
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Although Judy was already a local celeb, it was an incident in October 1<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">90</span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">9 that made her a hero. A group of teenagers decided to see how many people they could fit on to on to one of the lake boats, the previous record was eight and they smashed it by fitting fifteen people on. Once the overloaded boat was in the </span></span><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">center</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;"> of the lake gravity took hold and the boat started to sink. As soon as JTD heard their cries for help she rushed to the edge of the lake, dived in, and one by one dragged all fifteen of the drenched </span></span><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">delinquents</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;"> to safety. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">No one was seriously injured and Judy saved the day.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">From then on things went up and up for JTD.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Judy was the guest of honor at the opening of the Liver Building on the 1</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">9th of July 1</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18.200000762939453px;">911</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> and the </span>organizers<span style="font-family: inherit;"> wanted her to cut the ribbon but </span>unfortunately<span style="font-family: inherit;"> donkeys don't know how to hold scissors. Instead Lord Sheffield ceremonially smeared some peanut butter on the ribbon so that JTD would chew through it and therefore officially declare the Liver Building open.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Judy <span style="text-align: start;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: x-small;">(</span></span>second donkey on the left), on a day out in New Brighton</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While attending the 1919 Grand National (as a </span>spectator<span style="font-family: inherit;"> not a competitor) the look in Judy's eye as she watched the horses was reported to have been "Oh you fools, can't you see they're exploiting you! Making you run at stupid speeds while they whack you. Why do feel the need to degrade yourselves to this level?". The races w<span style="background-color: white;">inner,<a href="http://www.tbheritage.com/HistoricSires/JumpSires/JSimag/poethlyn.html" target="_blank"> </a></span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 20.15999984741211px;"><a href="http://www.tbheritage.com/HistoricSires/JumpSires/JSimag/poethlyn.html" target="_blank">Poethlyn</a> aged </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white;">9 fr</span>om Bangor, was said to have given JTD a glance which said "Well if you don't like it why are you here? I enjoy my job and all of us who made it to the finish line are glad. Sorry if it's too exciting for the park donkey". Judy stormed out in a fit of rage. The pair made up the following year and became lifelong friends. Poethlyn later </span>admitted<span style="font-family: inherit;"> that he had overreacted partly due to the fact that as he crossed the finish line the crowd were chanting Judy's name not his. </span><br />
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By 1924 Judy had retired from public appearances, only returning to Princes Park on major holidays, always to crowds of fans and well wishers. As much as she adored her public, the constant intrusion into her private life was becoming too much to bear.<br />
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JTD passed away peacefully in 1926 surrounded by loved ones and was buried in the park that she had donated so much of her time to.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">List of notable features of Princes Park</td></tr>
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Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-40731773141630706522013-11-30T19:36:00.000+00:002013-11-30T19:42:05.331+00:00The Smithdown Barber Shop Quartet!Unfortunately it's not a singing quartet, it's four barbers which are all really close to each other. <br />
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We'll start with Genesis. As that seems like a good place to start.<br />
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Obviously the name is in reference to that book. You know, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Genesis-Chapter-Verse-Tony-Banks/dp/0297844342/ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385835807&sr=1-7&keywords=genesis" target="_blank">This one.</a><br />
You may notice that Genesis also offers tattoos and for the right price you can have a tattoo of your old hair style before they cut it in case you miss your old do.<br />
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Next we have...<br />
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Well I'm not exactly sure what it's called, it could be Ut Barber Shop or maybe Xut Barber Shop or most likely it's supposed to be Cut Barber Shop, although those scissors look nothing like a 'c'. Anyway you look at it it's a terrible name. They should have just called it The Barber Shop.<br />
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Speaking of which...<br />
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The Barber Shop, using all of their creativity and wit came up with the name 'The Barber Shop'. I mean fair enough it does do what it says on the tin but they could have called it anything. Snippy Joes, Time for a trim, Mop Tops, The Cutty Sark, Do the Do, The Flair Gut Wear Shut Hair cut!<br />
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And finally just a few blocks away from The Barber Shop we have...<br />
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The Barber Shop. Now, this 'The Barber Shop' is clearly nothing to do with the other 'The Barber Shop'. It's bad enough that one barber shop lacked the creativity to call their barber shop anything other than 'The Barber Shop' but two, come on! I don't know which 'The Barber Shop' came first and whether or not the second was aware of the first when it opened but I feel that if you are going to open a barber shop and call it 'The Barber Shop' you really should check that there isn't already a barber shop called 'The Barber Shop' nearby. But there they both are.<br />
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I mean I suppose it is possible for different shops near each other to have the same name and ownership but I don't think that's the case with 'The Barber Shop' and 'The Barber Shop', but I know it can happen a bit further down the road there are four related shops called Da<span style="font-family: inherit;">y <span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">& Night all within about a meter of each other. </span></span><br />
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Anyway I feel the title promised some Barber Shop music so I'll finish with this.<br />
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P.S. Here is a map showing the locations of all shops mentioned.</div>
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Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-23320575925106303392013-09-29T12:52:00.000+01:002013-09-29T12:52:06.644+01:00Original Fish & Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This is a bottle of Original Fish <span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">It's like vinegar but it's made much faster. It legally cannot be called vinegar, so instead they chose the snappy title </span>Original Fish <span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;"></span></span>
<span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Here are some suggested names for it which have an easier journey as they roll off the tongue. </span></span><br />
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<li><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Vinegreat!</span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Sour Power</span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Drips for your chips</span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">FakeShake</span></li>
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">And finally </span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444; line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">5.</span><span style="font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Vi</span><i style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><u>no</u></i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">gar</span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">But </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I suppose it's too late to change it. So to help out the makers of </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish <span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.1875px;">(which I have not tried and have no wish to try</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.1875px;">) I have written them a jingle for their adverts.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 19.1875px;">It is simply titled </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Original Fish </b></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><b>& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</b>.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><i>If you want you're fish and chips to be a bit more fraudulent </i></span></span><br />
<i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Try </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</span></i><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>The vinegar markets have been far too dominant </i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>They have malt and white and distilled and as a consequence</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>Our non brewed condiment is not so prominent</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>So please let us have a taste of that sweet opulence</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>Cos I am sure that one day there will be a monument </i></span><br />
<i><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">To </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</span></i><br />
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;"><i>The name is long but the stuff is heaven sent</i></span></span><br />
<i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">It's </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</span></i><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><i>It's got caramel colouring and an oxidant</i></span><br />
<i><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">It's </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</span></i><br />
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<i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">So i</span></span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">f you want you're fish and chips to be a bit more fraudulent </span></i><br />
<i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Try </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Fish </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">& Chip Shop Style Non Brewed Condiment</span></i></div>
Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-13435581666065654312013-07-02T14:26:00.001+01:002013-07-02T14:26:21.498+01:00The Bear TruthAh Warwickshire.<br />
Good ol' Warwickshire.<br />
Shakespeare's County of course.<br />
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And when I think of Shakespeare the first thing that always comes to mind is a bear punching a cactus.<br />
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I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone that it's from the classic scene in Hamlet when the Terry the Bear gets drunk in the desert and starts a fight with the cactus.<br />
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Well done Warwickshire.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-12003005800147006182013-03-16T15:33:00.001+00:002014-06-11T01:49:39.300+01:00They'd Have Probably Found My Lack of Faith Disturbing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In the 80s in Liverpool, two bishops of rival franchises worked together to unite people and stop conflict. But that's not really important.<br />
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The cool thing about them is that they were massive Star Wars fans.<br />
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David Sheppard was the poster boy for the CofE team and his favourite character was Lando Calrissian. <br />
Derek Worlock was the Archprayer for Catholic Crooners, he always loved Chewwie the best.<br />
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Over their many meetings they would arm-wrestle and have long discusions about the meaning and morality of the movies and argued about which was better out of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. (Sheppard prefered Jedi, Worlock Empire).<br />
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As both men died in the mid–ninety's, they fortunately never had experience the prequels.<br />
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About ten years after they died a statue was commissioned of the Priestly Pair. It was soon remembered that they both said that if a statue was made of them it would have to as if they were frozen in Carbonite like Han Solo was at the end of Empire. <br />
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Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-85137613217682513722012-12-29T16:38:00.000+00:002012-12-29T16:38:02.301+00:00To Eat or Not to Eat...This is Shakespeare's Globe.<br />
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You may recognise it if you've seen the Doctor Who episode 'The Shakespeare Code'.<br />
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Attached to it there is a Shakespeare themed restaurant, called the Swan.<br />
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Now, along three of it's windows there are Shakespeare quotes written which relate to food or cooking.<br />
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From a scene in Romeo and Juliet in which a servingman explains to Juliet's Father his method for choosing chefs.<br />
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Here is the second.<br />
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Again it's from Romeo and Juliet where the nurse tells Lady Capulet that the chefs need more ingredients.<br /><br />
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Now this one isn't a quote from on of his plays, but it something that William Shakespeare (The 17th century's Quentin Tarantino) said when he was working at a cafe in Brixton before he made it big as a playwright/ celebrity neck brace enthusiast. Records show that he moved from Stratford-upon-Avon to London to hit the big time, but like a lot of starlets he didn't have much immediate success so he had to take the cafe gig. His job was to stand outside shouting out the specials. Other things he is supposed to have said include "Bacon Sandwiches, 2 for 1" and "Soup of the day: Chicken!".<br /><br />After six months in Brixton Shakespeare got his first play performed and soon went from 'Will the washout' to the 'Billy Big Shot' as he is known as today.<br />Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-31067820597120746732012-12-02T19:35:00.001+00:002012-12-02T19:35:38.299+00:00The Wedding HouseDue to an accident in geography, my nearest shop happens to just sell wedding stuff. <br />This is what it looks like.<br />
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This is a bit annoying as it doesn't sell any of the stuff you need from a local shop<i>. </i>In order to rectify this I sent them the following email.<br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><i>I like your building. It is very pleasant to walk past.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><i>I am writing to you because you are my nearest shop, meaning if I want milk or bread I have to walk all the way to the 7/11.<br />
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<i> </i>I sent this email three weeks ago and they haven't even had the courtesy to reply. Talk about rude.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-32222277918132934922012-10-14T13:21:00.000+01:002012-10-14T13:41:00.092+01:00Official Cookie Stolen<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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Whitehall was shocked today when it was discovered that a cookie had gone missing from the Official Cookie Jar <span class="st"><i></i> (pictured right). </span><br />
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<span class="st">The Official Cookie Jar was first used when Prime Minister William Gladstone said "I feel a bit peckish" during Prime Ministers Questions in 18</span><span class="st"><span class="st"><i></i>70. So fond was he of the Official Cookie Jar that in fact many people believe that the only reason he became Prime Minister a further three separate times was so that he could again be in charge of the Official Cookie Jar. </span></span><br />
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<span class="st"><span class="st">At first the investigation was fruitless, as there were no fingerprints on the jar and the CCTV was down due to a technical malfunction.</span></span><br />
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<span class="st"><span class="st">The search was almost immediately cut short when a video was uploaded to youtube showing a red gloved Henry Jackman, Minister in charge of deciding what angle hats should be worn at </span></span><span class="st"><span class="st"><span class="st"><i></i> (pictured left)</span>, removing the lid, taking a cookie out and pocketing it, replacing the lid and walking away. </span></span><br />
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<span class="st"><span class="st">When cornered by the press Henry Jackman said "I have done nothing wrong, I don't know where the cookie is and anyway</span> it isn't even me in the video, that man was wearing a tie, and I am clearly not wearing a tie".</span><br />
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<span class="st">The location of the cookie is still unknown.</span>Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-35642684563667955022012-09-26T13:48:00.000+01:002012-09-26T13:49:45.264+01:00Review of Play for Today by UltrasoundThis is a bit weird. One of my old teachers (Ms Best) has released an album (Play for Today) with her band (Ultrasound). I suppose I should be relieved that it was a music teacher rather than, say, a geography teacher. <br /><br />I bought the album.<br />
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<br />I hadn't heard any of the tracks or read any reviews, but I felt I had to buy it out of a odd sense of loyalty.<br />
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Here is a picture from the back cover of Ms Best pretending to apply make up.<br />
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It also came with some free stickers but I have absolutely no idea what to do with them.<br />Either way it's a decent album.<br />
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5 stars.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-82948229726333537802012-09-06T17:25:00.000+01:002012-09-06T17:25:34.087+01:00Bad CombinationsI know it's basically good to try new things. <span class="st">(Except things like murder obviously).</span><br />
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<span class="st">But recently I only seem to try things that are a combination of things that shouldn't ever be mixed. </span><br />
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<span class="st">Exhibit A.</span><br />
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Macaroni Pie.<br />
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I happened to be in Scotland recently and saw this in Greggs.<br />
My first thought was "Macaroni Cheese<b>‽</b> In a pie<b>‽ </b>That sounds incredible!".<br />
I know that a lot of people would of thought "Macaroni Cheese<b>‽</b> In a pie<b>‽ </b>That sounds horrible!".<br />
And they would be right.<br />
It was disgusting, I could barely finish it, if I wasn't so hungry I wouldn't have. <br />
<span class="st">For the sake of your own well being please never eat one.</span><br />
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<span class="st">Exhibit B.</span><br />
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Several weeks later I saw this in a pub.<br />
Well, I like stout, and I like Chocolate. <span class="st">I expected it to taste like a fancy Hot Chocolate. Instead it was just a bit urrggg.</span><br />
<span class="st">It wasn't as bad a the Macaroni Pie, but then again nothing is as bad as the Macaroni Pie.</span><br />
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<span class="st">I should of really learned something from this but if I ever see Ice Cream flavoured pizza, there is no way that I'm not trying it.</span>Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-35741942526599845732012-08-24T17:10:00.001+01:002012-08-24T17:10:31.366+01:00It's Armless.All through my life people have a told joke when they've heard my name.<br />
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And it's this mans fault.<br />
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Upon hearing that my name is Louis Strong people say "You're missing an arm!". I first heard it before I could talk.<br />
I understand it is a bit funny but I've heard it too many times.<br />
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If I ever have a son I will name him Neil so that he is victim to the same joke.<br />
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I don't think that my parents diberatly chose the name because the joke would follow but I suppose it is possible. Although I have heard my dad describe this as one of the greatest rock and roll songs ever.<br />
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(I know it isn't spelled the same but still).<br />
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Anyway, the reason I'm writing this is that today I realised how ironic it would be for me to actually lose an arm.<br />
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What a wonderful world.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-79623508520986025662012-08-11T15:27:00.000+01:002012-08-12T20:28:21.097+01:00My Favourite HearseI know that most people probably don't have a favourite hearse. But I do.<br />
It's like having a favourite cash machine <span class="st">(The cockney cash points)</span> or a favourite number <span class="st">(43.2</span>×10¹⁵), you don't pick a favourite unless you happen to see an incredible one. <br />
And I saw an amazing hearse.<br />
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It happened about three years ago, just a normal day. I was walking home from somewhere.<br />
In the distance I notice a hearse. At first I thought it was a normal hearse, just a long black car driving slowly with flowers and stuff.<br />
But then I spot a weird shape on the roof. I'm not sure what it is yet. I think it's made of flowers.<br />
Closer now, yes it is definitely made flowers. It looks like a box, no it looks like tower. It's sort of mostly black with a layer of white on top. What is it?<br />
It is a floral pint of Guinness. <br />
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I was amazed. I had never seen anything so incredible.<br />
Here was someone who thought "Just because I'm dead that doesn't mean everybody has to be sad, I'm putting the 'fun' into 'funeral', putting the 'cor' into 'corpse', putting the 'ha' into 'hearse'". <span class="kno-fv">(I know that last one is a bit of a stretch).</span><br />
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At this point I was straining not to giggle at a funeral, I felt quite bad but this was brilliant.<br />
Then it got better, because as the car went passed me, revealed in the window, three massive floral letters, spelling out one word.<br />
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'NAN'.<br />
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I could barely contain myself.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-78080200732691367262012-08-09T16:39:00.000+01:002012-08-10T19:18:08.053+01:00Paintjobs.I like dicking about with MS Paint.<br />
I like that I can a make a false image and have it look really shody and fake, that really pleases me.<br />
I've demonstrated on here in the past with licence I designed for the <a href="http://strongseyeview.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/licence-to-kill.html" target="_blank">Licence to Kill</a> post and the picture of <a href="http://strongseyeview.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/boleyn-ground.html" target="_blank">Anne Boleyn playing football</a>.<br />
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Here are a few other examples of my mad paint skills from the past year or so.<br />
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1) For Christmas I put on my green jacket, posed as a Christmas tree, then added the decorations in paint afterwards. <br />
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2) For my friends 20th birthday I put his face onto every face on the cover of Sgt. Peppers. Partly because the first line is "It was twenty years ago today" and party because it is quite funny.<br />
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3) Seeing as I have a toy dalek I thought it would be cool to get a picture of it threatening me. So I took a picture with surrendering on one side, then I took a close up of the dalek in the correct position, then I seamlessly patched the two images together. </div>
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4) These last two aren't strictly paint but anyway.<br />
When Facebook started allowing you to have a cover at the top of the page it didn't take me long to come up with this.<br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">If you have any requests for things I could make in paint, please let me know.</span></div>Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-67299181324607141022012-07-26T12:40:00.001+01:002012-07-26T14:50:00.633+01:00Licence To KillWithin the fictional world of James Bond to become a double 0 agent and receive your Licence to Kill, you have to kill two people.<br />
This has some worrying consequences, for a start, does this mean that serial killers are allowed to go on killing after their second murder?<br />
Secondly, in between the wannabe double 0s first and second kill they are technically a wanted murderer. What if they get arrested before they get to the second kill?<br />
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Also, if a licence carrying agent gets annoyed with someone in the street they are legally licensed to kill them, it would be a shame if a spy killed someone just because they were having a bad day.<br />
And do people within James Bonds world call the police to report an "unlicensed killing"?<br />
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By the way, this is what I imagine a Licence to Kill looks like.<br />
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If you own a Licence to Kill you probably have to carry it with you when you want to kill.<br />
It's no good saying "No really, I am allowed to kill people, I just left my licence at home".Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-20781278624150014422012-07-20T19:58:00.000+01:002012-07-20T19:58:01.657+01:00Boleyn Ground.Every so often I walk past West Hams football Ground in Upton Park. <br />
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I'm not really into sport but I was curious as to why it is called Boleyn Ground, so I did a bit of research.<br />
The most common belief is that she stayed on the land once when it used to be a castle.<br />
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But then I dug a bit further and found that the real reason is because for the first six years of the teams existence, she was their star striker. Here is a photo that proves it.<br />
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She wasn't a great player, records show that in her entire profession career she only scored four goals, and two of those were because the keeper was scared of how Henry VIII might react if he saved them.<br />
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Despite this she was very popular among her team mates, who would note how she was never late.<br />
It is fair to say that during this period she was the teams most dedicated player and then, after a spat with her husband, their most decapitated player.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-65307006532784890502012-07-03T23:08:00.000+01:002012-07-03T23:16:34.858+01:00People shouldn't ask for my opinions.I often fill out online surveys and usually see them as a chance to have fun.<br />
I'm not the only one, occasionally you hear about surveys to find what people hate most/ what people find most boring/ what people find most irritating, and so on. The number one answer is usually 'filling out surveys'. <br />
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The following examples are from when my University has wanted my opinion on improving the course.<br />
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Did you enjoy the practical side of this module?<br />
<i>"Yes. Deconstructing a thingy was really fun."</i><br />
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What did you think of the teaching of this module? <br />
<i>"There was very little teaching. And I often wasn't paying attention."</i><br />
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How could the maths lessons be improved?<br />
<i>"If the maths taught could be related to real life situations. That would be good.</i><br />
<i>Like in primary school. 'Jane has three apples, she eats one. How many apples does Jane have?'</i><br />
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could be 'Jane has three apples and four imaginary bananas. She eats
one apple and finds an imaginary tomato. How will Jane cope?'"</i><br />
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And this when the guild<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> (our student union</span>) asked 'What should the guild start doing?'<br />
<i>"Handing out free cash."</i><br />
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A survey on the BBC website asked 'What do you dislike about the iPlayer site?'<br />
<i>"Well, it only does TV and radio.<br />It would be good if I could use it order food or buy DVDs or practice word puzzles.<br />But no, you decide that watching TV and radio is enough. Well it's not enough for me!<br />I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but I have been visiting other websites behind your back. <br /><br />Please forgive me!"</i><br />
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I may add more examples as time goes on. <i> </i>Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-59236111044016851362012-06-21T14:05:00.001+01:002012-06-21T15:35:50.453+01:00How Ernie Rough discovered the structure of the atom.During an A level physics mock test, the following was asked.<br />
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<b>"Describe how Rutherford discovered the structure of the atom".</b><br />
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This was my answer.<br />
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<i>Early 20th century celebrity scientist Ernest Rutherford, or Ernie Rough as his friends called him, wasn't happy with the plum pudding model of atoms that existed at the time. </i><br />
<i>So Roughnuts, in a move that was completely ground breaking, decided to fire some alpha particles (also know as Helium nuclei) at a sheet of gold. Gold of course being his favourite colour.</i><br />
<i>What Ernie observed was that although some of the alpha particles were being deflected straight back as the plum pudding model would suggest, a lot of them passed straight through the gold and some were being deflected at strange angles.</i><br />
<i>From this the Roughernator determined that most of an atom was empty space and that all the all the important bits were packed together in the middle. And that is why the Ruffian is still considered to be a top notch scientist.</i><br />
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I should point out that although there is a lot of nonsense in there, the science is correct and I got the marks for it.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-29539069168358545182012-06-04T14:51:00.002+01:002012-06-04T14:51:39.906+01:00Chavasse ParkI love living in the future. As I write this on my phone, I am sitting in a park three storeys above ground level.<br />
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I am at a jubilee concert at Liverpool 1. I don't really care about
the jubilee, but I do like free outdoor live music events. And it's not
as if the music is especially royalist, the last song played was the
theme to Pirates of the Caribbean.<br />
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I've been aware of this park for ages but not visited. But I'm glad I that have because some of the views are amazing.<br />
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Despite the clouds you see the weather is really nice.<br />
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Here is the stage.<br />
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<br />And this is what the park looks like from ground level.<br />
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The music was great too, kudos to the Liverpool University wind band.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-59739658968407042712012-04-22T11:58:00.000+01:002012-06-21T14:07:09.757+01:00Wibbly Wobbly.On Friday during a lecture we were asked to suggest ways of shortening the assembly time of any given thing.<br />
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I wrote on my notepad...<br />
"Assemble whilst travelling near to the speed of light so that time stretches. It wont mean that you make it quicker but it will mean that the time taken will be shorter relative to everything else".<br />
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Right, now I realise I got that the wrong way round. The time taken to assemble the thing would be longer relative to everything else. So you would have make everyone else travel near to the speed of light while you assemble the thing, and I'm just not sure it's worth the effort.<br />
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My excuses for getting it wrong are <br />
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<li>I was really tired that morning </li>
<li>I am not an expert</li>
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I could still be wrong, I'm not sure.<br />
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Of course, to actually travel at the speed of light you would have be completely massless and that could make assembling the thing more difficult.<br />
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Maybe I'm over thinking it.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-38634575394430133342012-04-06T12:51:00.000+01:002012-04-06T13:41:10.934+01:00Richmond ParkThis is a big map of London we have.<br />
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I love this map. I can stare at it for ages to see how different bits of the city fit together.<br />
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But now we're going to focus this bit.<br />
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Richmond Park, which made news in the summer as the location a dog getting filmed chasing some deer whilst the dogs owner shouted at it.<br />
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I have never been to Richmond Park.<br />
But it always catches my eye on the map (especially since I drew an arrow on it) because of this.<br />
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Right, it isn't really visable, but what it says in the circle is "Queen Mothers Corpse". <br />
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I find that really interesting. It doesn't say "Queen Mothers Grave" or "Queen Mothers Memorial", so therefore I can only assume that the Queen Mothers dead body is just there on display.<br />
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Whilst I'm sure that the royal family could hire the finest corpse preservers on the planet, she did die over ten years ago. Is a ten year old corpse really an appropriate thing to have on display in a park?<br />
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Although as I said I haven't been there, and I haven't done any other research.<br />
So it could have been removed since the map was made in 2007, or could of been a joke by the cartographer. <br />
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Either way if I ever go to Richmond Park I am definitely going to search for the exhibited corpse.<br />
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Update: It turns out it says 'copse', which is a small woodland. But please let's all instead imagine there is a rotting dead body in the middle of Richmond Park.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-34945120694505774592012-02-23T14:19:00.004+00:002012-02-23T14:43:49.523+00:00Shopping List.Today, during a lecture, I decided to find out how nosey the guy sitting next to me was.<br />So I took out my little pad and wrote down 'shopping list'.<br />I preceded to write 'Pepsi' and 'satsumas', fairly normal shopping, and then turned it up a notch by adding 'heroin'.<br />He didn't notice.<br />I continued to write absurd and strange things broken up by clusters of normal things.<br />Eventually I ran of space on the page and just left it on the desk between me and him.<br /><br />Here is the full list...<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9tqhEqkxrZceb05cv00GQjZUDIO63Ei6gl0zxdgiFXgs-djsboRBoyEtDzkUeoz26DDVvaGhS3ml_2ZIU3qeBYD0z1nbYQ11n4YUNyqvhdVCdrRbTViHZfsiXU_KOUmPCU9tO9QcmgAwk/s1600/007.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9tqhEqkxrZceb05cv00GQjZUDIO63Ei6gl0zxdgiFXgs-djsboRBoyEtDzkUeoz26DDVvaGhS3ml_2ZIU3qeBYD0z1nbYQ11n4YUNyqvhdVCdrRbTViHZfsiXU_KOUmPCU9tO9QcmgAwk/s320/007.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5712335756695890866" border="0" /></a>About 5 minutes passed before he glanced at it. It caught his eye.<br /><br />He tapped me on the shoulder and said "Tinsel and lipstick, Are you secretly a cross-dresser?"<br />My response, "Sometimes".<br /><br />He then listed all the drugs I'd written and said I must have quite a weekend planned.<br />I said "It's amazing what you can buy in Asda".<br /><br /><br /><br />So basically he wasn't nosey enough to read over my shoulder while I was still writing the list, but he did read it afterwards. I think that gives him a score of 4 on a scale of 0-10, where 0 is completely ignoring and 10 is News of the World.<br /><br />P.s. Apologies for my poor handwriting.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279443388409087789.post-55136286569403709742012-02-06T20:39:00.008+00:002012-02-06T21:06:07.980+00:00Five things I love about LiverpoolFirstly, I should point out these definitely not the only, and probably not the best, reasons I love Liverpool. They are just the ones I want to point out.<br /><br />In no particular order...<br /><br /><br />1. The Guinness Wall.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2xoXaL-PeZK5oghRN5UMX9745nT4pwwZqFidK-4pqZBs0-2RZRDfoiJqQXYlATfLSzpTUd9gWpczAr8S5A1GuHy6TdtaXZ1-VCpPzB3DU2yRugIiWjf_P_6ogow8JgD_CCTSCE9Z9WFNZ/s1600/2012-02-06_13-21-03_819.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 191px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2xoXaL-PeZK5oghRN5UMX9745nT4pwwZqFidK-4pqZBs0-2RZRDfoiJqQXYlATfLSzpTUd9gWpczAr8S5A1GuHy6TdtaXZ1-VCpPzB3DU2yRugIiWjf_P_6ogow8JgD_CCTSCE9Z9WFNZ/s320/2012-02-06_13-21-03_819.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706126787414434850" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I should point out that the clock is either broken or set to the wrong time. Either way, I've never spotted it showing the right time.<br /><br /><br />2. The Echo Game<br /><br />This is quite a simple idea so I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this is already a common thing, but in Liverpool City Centre there are many of these newspaper vendors.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzJmV1SgdVbeV0f-m8zRX1W0wPsALLaYcn1rlawgWBtH8VuEGYZ2mUxlqIedy5gp2NX5kxZ-sCzBnFWNAWTVd5KdfQoOjEdweV4so9hNAeQp5WreL7voXGkkOvDzIBq1J7SXCx4fT5uvPB/s1600/2012-02-06_13-17-26_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 113px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzJmV1SgdVbeV0f-m8zRX1W0wPsALLaYcn1rlawgWBtH8VuEGYZ2mUxlqIedy5gp2NX5kxZ-sCzBnFWNAWTVd5KdfQoOjEdweV4so9hNAeQp5WreL7voXGkkOvDzIBq1J7SXCx4fT5uvPB/s320/2012-02-06_13-17-26_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706127899824562930" border="0" /></a>(To save their privacy I've disguised their faces, I don't know if you can tell.)<br /><br />Anyway, the local paper is the Echo and the vendors will intermittently call out "Echo!", and I like to then say "Echooooooooooo". So I echo their echo. It amuses me.<br /><br /><br />3. The City Councils 'no nonsense' attitude.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeGbPPreXBvXvrWCHeYmNdyRlRp-r0Fw4OmtdZZ_sJVLbVs61TyoHIaP7AY0fz28xFeCboJ4EOw8ieiL6fSJ4ueQBeETe3-omoPt9wxlA6_yeSC7MTtE3sor9JiY4y2KZzBC3r0P4W00go/s1600/2012-01-26_13-05-53_862.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeGbPPreXBvXvrWCHeYmNdyRlRp-r0Fw4OmtdZZ_sJVLbVs61TyoHIaP7AY0fz28xFeCboJ4EOw8ieiL6fSJ4ueQBeETe3-omoPt9wxlA6_yeSC7MTtE3sor9JiY4y2KZzBC3r0P4W00go/s320/2012-01-26_13-05-53_862.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706126623515340658" border="0" /></a>I imagine the conversation in the office went like this.<br /><br />"The information on that sign on Mount Pleasant is no longer correct, Should we replace the sign, or remove it or what?"<br />"Nah, just gaffa tape a bin liner to it."<br /><br />4. Sefton Park<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX9dzNKIks-gF4046BAjaBXXdbTclCfx-Y-WYCg8hreuX4PS5eBIvTlslnNXLHG6nmj59UcSu0jNdx6d_YM8ZJdYjGwiu2B40dSNjRlm4HoW9jRqO0cRssK2gwMekPBHDYxVf70soiakya/s1600/017.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX9dzNKIks-gF4046BAjaBXXdbTclCfx-Y-WYCg8hreuX4PS5eBIvTlslnNXLHG6nmj59UcSu0jNdx6d_YM8ZJdYjGwiu2B40dSNjRlm4HoW9jRqO0cRssK2gwMekPBHDYxVf70soiakya/s320/017.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706130544175405282" border="0" /></a><br />5. Finally, it's socially unacceptable to buy the Sun.Louis Stronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584142615504562218noreply@blogger.com0